So we're doing an A-Z of York, I have Rowntrees, Wit-Ma-What-Mah Gate (or however its spelled) or Whippets, Eee Bah Gum and The Queen. This turns out quite nice because my whole family seems to have worked at Rowntrees at one point in their lives, for the Queen I plan to quote The Sex Pistols, one of my favourite bands, and for Ee Bah Gum we all scribbled down Yorkshire dialect, like LASS and BY 'ECK. We fully intend to not only force English on forgein countries, but also strange idolects!
I'm also helping write some poems for an Anthology we plan to collect and print to raise a spot of cash. Probably about how grey the world seems, how grey England is etc. That's my style ;) a young Larkin in the making...angry!!!
At OMG (OH MY GOD its an open mic!) I did a poem about a particular lil lady and there's been some outcry for it so here is the full version of the 'I Hate Anna' poem:
Soft spoken shrill red-haired dyer
DIY custom dress punk palavar
Yet beneath this nicity exteriror
Anna is evil and I hate her
Anna is a sinister mink planner
Known alarmer mess with my manner
Winding me up too much I trust
Anna is a deciever hate hate hate her
Too much to say why I loathe
Hate piles up in droves
But what I hate most about this scamer
Is my hate is dwarfed by my love for Anna
